Y5 Max being Alex Rider in the jellyfish tank.

Enjoy Max's humorous writing style as he describes being stuck inside the jellyfish tank trying to escape.


Dirty, dirty tank!


When I was stuck in the tank I kept on smashing into the sides. (That is until I noticed that on the sides there was jellyfish leavings firmed onto it!) It appeared that no one had cleared out the sides in ages! Even if I didn’t drown from the water or get killed by the jelly fish I would die in disgust. So I did some quick thinking and burnt the cage broke free and watched the jellyfish eat the evil woman and now she’s dead hooray! 


Despite the fact the jellyfish had helped me I grabbed the harpoon and shot it! (I wish)

Hansel & Gretel swap letters with a witch

Dear wicked witch,

I have to say you are so mean.

Since when have there been a witch that eats children it brought a tear to our eyes it was so evil of you to try and eat us.  You are so lucky that Gretel didn't actually burn you to death.


I am so happy you are in prison for TEN years but if you ever get out I am going to tell dad you are an evil old witch and he may even warn you to leave us alone and get on with life!

From
Hansel and Gretel


Dear Hansel (I suspect it was you that wrote to me)

As I read your letter I began to cry.  I will tell why I tried to eat you.

I was sent a threat letter saying I must catch 2 children and fatten one up if possible the male if there is one.
So I wrote back and asked why I needed to do this and they replied if I didn't they would destroy my wonderful house of sweets and chocolate.

I heard you were being dumped in the woods so I put this strangers plan into action.
I am so sorry if you thought I was an evil old hag.  Really I could never harm a child if I had the choice

Thanks for the letter
Nanny Cloggs


(More hard work from CaitlinM)

Poor Little Red! CaitlinM gets into role again!

Daisy Meadow
Horror wood
BD74 NNP

Dear fairy godmother,

I have been having trouble with life since that terrible day.

Firstly mummy has been very cross with me for speaking to strangers and going off the path.
Granny has not wanted to see me because she was eaten by a giant rabbit!!!

If you can help please reply I am so sad and a bit worried that the rabbit will come back for me.


Thanks for taking time to read this letter please try and think up a way to help me.


Yours truly
Little red riding hood

Caitlin's Goldilocks letters...

You have earned a ClassDojo for these Caitlin.  You are working hard!


Dear the three bears,

I am very sorry about what I did.

Please try and forgive me as I thought the youngest bear would be so friendly to me.
I will replace EVERYTHING I have damaged and get each and every one of you a little something when I go to Blackpool.

If we do make up would you like to come with me. My says yes to everything plus she loves bears what a bonus so please reply to me oh and what time would be suitable to send the furniture to you house.

from Goldilocks
  xxx


Dear Goldilocks,

Thanks for the sob story we will forgive you on one condition you promise to never brake into our house ever again.  Sorry this letter is so short but really we don't know what to say.

We wish you the best of luck in life.

From the three bears
 xxx


P.S Send the furniture at 1.30pm on Friday.

3 little pigs... a different view

Caitlin M in Year 5 has just sent me a fabulous piece of writing taking on a character from the 3 Little Pigs.  


I'll say no more but it's a must read below...

Dear Mummy pig,

I have been desperate to talk to you since... that terrible day. The day I nearly died.


Well, I met a man with some straw and built a house but than a nasty fox came along and blew it down with just one huff and puff.


It was so horrible to see my wonderful house being destroyed by a FOX. I mean... I know the story of the three little pigs having their houses blown down by a wolf but, seriously, a fox! How unoriginal! Since when has there been a fox that can blow a house down? It is just crazy!


Anyway more to the point...  Are you okay? I am fine. I was only in hospital for 2 days.


I know you might not want to talk about him but how is dad? Is he and his goose girlfriend happy? Please, please, please with a cherry on top try and get back with him as it would mean the world to me if you did.


Love loads
Polly pig
xxxxx